Lets Play Never Have I Ever

i can only answer yes or no.

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sherrocked:

My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.

My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.

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Crappy doodle.

Crappy doodle.


panducky:

if you kiss my neck and bite my lip your pants are coming off.

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badass-rumlow:

hellotailor:

mrv3000:

i’ve probably reblogged this multiple times but by god i’ll do it again.

darkly-stark

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shingekinokyojinheaven:

awwww-cute:

The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch

let her on the damn couch you monster

shingekinokyojinheaven:

awwww-cute:

The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch

let her on the damn couch you monster

(via cuntakinte)


Q
OK so, I constantly give my bf hand jobs on the movies and once he accidentally came on the girl on the chair ahead of us and then we didn't know what to do and I couldn't stop laughing, so he threw his frappucinno at the ground and pretended it had spilled on her. I've never been the same about frappucinno since then...
Anonymous

and I’m grateful.

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aye-its-maria:

hahaha

aye-its-maria:

hahaha

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